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When I Wrote ThisLIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD- part II
2007-02-25
I am revisting this blog from an earlier post . That and I was just watching 101 Sexiest Celebrities. Holding the number one and two spot respectively were Angelina and Brad. The program showed shot after shot of a very curvy Angelina, and she was the epitome of walking sex. With the red carpet rolling out tonight, it will be interesting to see if she has put any weight back on. Sorry for the interruption, I now return you to my post.
Tonight 800 million people worldwide will be watching the Land That Botox Never Forgets. Seriously, like the Superbowl, no one really cares who wins an award, Commericals are to Superbowl as Arrivals are to Oscars. I checked out a ballot andd honestly except for Jennifer Hudson , I don't care who wins but print this out if you want to play along http://a.oscar.abc.com/media/2007/images/nominees/printableballot2007.pdf
I will tune in to see how Ellen does this year hosting, and maybe check out David Spades live lampooning of the Oscars. But we all like watching the pretty people, but it is "live" television. I just wish someone would trip on the carpet, rip a dress, lose a diamond earring on loan, and frantically stop the progress to search for it..something to liven up the entrance. Yeah we always have the what were they thinking moment, I want to be there with a tray of Malted Milkshakes and Crisco and force feed any Skeletor who shows up looking like a reptile in Vera Wang. Honestly, backbones and ribcages are-not-sexy.
I also want a whole new set of Oscar Categories for the releases in 2007 to reflect the changing times.
MOVIES TO MAKE MOST COSPLAYERS TO WAIT IN LINE
The Nominees Are:
StarWars - Episode 15 LUKE AND DARTH IN FAMILY COUNSELING
LORD OF THE COCK RINGS : THE HOBBITS FIND A GLORY HOLE
HARRY POTTER AND THE BREAKING OF HERMIONE'S HYMAN
BIGGEST ASSHOLE TO EXPLOIT HIS POPULARITY
TOM CRUISE
MOST VISIBLE USE OF GRATUITOUS SELF PROMOTION FOR A CAUSE OR LOBBY
ANGELINA & BRAD PITT- YOU TOO CAN OWN A CAMBODIAN BOAT CHILD
TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES- I'M NOT GAY I HAD A CHILD OUTSIDE A PETRIE DISH
PAMELA ANDERSON - PETA AND YOU- DON'T WEAR FUR JUST EAT THE MEAT
MOST BACKWARD RETREAT OF FRONTAL LOBES
NICHOLAS CAGE
BRUCE WILLIS
TOM HANKS
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO - I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
CHARLETON HESTON
CLINT EASTWOOD
BURT REYNOLDS
SALLY FIELD
DEBRA WINGER
KIM BASINGER
This is just a quick list off the top of my head. It can be refined, and write in categories will be accepted. Happy Voting!
Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-02-25)
My vote goes to Mr. Peter O'Toole to win tonight!
I LOVE him!
Digital Dreams (2007-02-25)
I think someone 'almost' fell once .. I don't want anyone getting hurt but wouldn't it be nice to see someone tumble, or worse.. toilet paper stuck to the bottom of a show.. you know those things that happen to everyone!
Hardcore_Pyro (2007-02-25)
LORD OF THE COCK RINGS : THE HOBBITS FIND A GLORY HOLE - that's a great line.
I too grow tired of these "role" models.....yawn
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