[I Was Naked]
When I Wrote ThisSend Lawyers, Guns and Money..
2007-02-22
I started out thinking about the old saying, that when you are dead you can count your true friends on one hand. In Hollywood, it may as well be a myth. Lets start out with Britney and her penis posse.
Where is Brit's gal pal Paris Hilton?
Seems to me, Ms. Hilton has a way with taking people under her wing, then strangling them. It’s quite a way to stay on top. Poor Ms. Spears in a downward spiral, and checking the news stories, Ms. Hilton isn't by her side, maybe she's babysitting the kids for her? Nah, she’s collecting a cool million at a mall in Vienna far away from shiny shears and the media.
Seems like any female celebrity who flies too close in Paris' orbit gets burned. We do not need or want another celebrity death on our hands, bad enough Anna Nicole cannot even spin in her proverbial grave.
I was reading the 1993 Playboy the other night when Anna was named playmate of the year. She was 25, the same age as Britney Spears is now, before she met Howard Marshall, just a young beautiful woman gaining notoriety with the only talent she had, showing her body, clothed or unclothed.
So here is another 25 year old cramming every experience into her short life, and can't handle the one thing that may help her. Seems like K-Fed is going to end up with custody, if she can't pull it together. He filed an emergency custody hearing yesterday. Now only if he grew up and did the 40 hour work week, instead of expecting spousal support from Britney, I could get behind him.
It is a sad state of affairs when sycophants by the likes of K-Fed, Howard K Stern et al, believe they are entitled to any part of these woman's lives. Even thought K Fed managed to marry Brit, father two children, supporting a household was too much responsibility placed on the shoulders of a young girl, it’s no wonder she's snapped.
Howie on the other hand, manipulated Anna Nicole. He saw the gravy train, and appointed himself conductor. I don’t care what that Bobby guy says, Howie is a shyster of the first degree.
Before you think I have my facts wrong, we need to look at just how Mr. Stern met Anna, and review some testimony.
Back in the early 90’s Anna was modeling; she started out with Guess Jeans. Sterns law firm handled the modeling contracts. In 1994 Anna married Howard Marshall, then he died fourteen months later in 1995. When Anna needed representation to fight for the fortune, Stern presented the direct examination of her case. I believe this is where he saw the big picture and had the patience to wait this out. Anna, suffering a loss was vulnerable and not the brightest star in the sky. Stern opens up his own talent agency, Hot Smoochie Lips Inc., with only one client- Anna. When the Anna Nicole show aired 2002-2004 Stern’s law firm closed, as he was “co-starring” on the show, though he kept the lowest profile ever, always flying under the radar, but guiding ANS every step of the way. But ANS isn't stable and needs to be controlled.
2003 Anna meets Birkhead at a Kentucky Derby gala. They "dated" and regardless of whom else is out there claiming paternity, I believe it is Larry Birkhead, call it a hunch. But Stern is there, constantly urging ANS in the spotlight, 2005 she is being licked in public in a gay bar by Dr. Kapoor http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/22/anna-and-dr-kapoor-down-and-dirty/. Larry Birkhead is there too, he's the one pushing the camera away. But what better way to set someone up for an accidental death, is a long history in the spot light of erratic behavior. There are witnesses testifying that Stern supplied the methadone to her son, then dumped the stash when he was found dead.
Interestingly enough, it was announced that Shane Gibson, after having controversial pictures released of he and Anna Nicole, stepped down from his parliament position in the Bahamas. Fast tracked Anna’s immigration is the accusation. Guess who was the photographer? That’s right, our buddy Howie.
Classic abuse behavior is separating the victim from people that love and care about them. There are multiple people pointing fingers at Howie – on the stand no less, claiming how Howie kept them from Anna. TMZ was able to verify the contents of the fridge in the Bahamas. Slimfast and Methadone, provided under aliases for Anna by a Dr. who lists his practice specialties as Geriatric and Internal Medicine, and “Celebrity Medicine.” I did not know that Celebrity Medicine was an actual practice. Hmmmm.
Now a judge has ruled that the survivor of Anna Nicole is entitled to her body, and she is to be buried next to her son in the Bahamas.
It will be intriguing to count on our fingers, how long Howie can prolong the paternity test, as he is listed as Dannielynn’s father on her birth certificate. Fortunately, for that baby, Anna’s marriage was not legally binding. But he is in it for the long haul. The Marshall fight continues, which is the link pin of this whole deal. He’s making millions off of Anna as it is, but there is so much more if he can continue his duck and cover ruse.
Howie needs a comeuppance. There is a lot more to this sordid, sad tale before it ends up on E True Hollywood Story. I did not think it was possible but Howard K. Stern gave Howard Stern such a bad name, the king of all self-promotion is now “The Howard.”
It is my supposition, that when it comes to a another man sharing his spoils, Howie did whatever he deemed necessary to eliminate anyone entitled to her money. I believe in days to come, it will be found that Stern is guilty of killing Anna’s son with Methadone, and involuntary manslaughter in the death of Anna Nicole.
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers, guns and money...
Digital Dreams (2007-02-23)
I hope whatever happens from here on out does not happen in front of the judge we've seen for days on television. He did little to protect the rights of Dannielynn or Anna Nicole Smith. Just my own opinion.
Witqueen (2007-02-23)
I'm an equal opportunity blogger, but in this case, too many things don't add up. Its what not getting said, that draws my interest. I never watched her show, but too coincidental for a young woman, involved in a battle for money, to be taken out of the country, give birth, her son die, the 6 months later, be dead also. Stern is the only common denominator, he just went too far, she wasn't supposed to die yet. I could be wrong, but just my opinion too.
I'm sure the politicians in Denver will be handing out sandwhiches in the streets when they need more votes.
drift (2007-02-22)
Hmmm.... interesting research... sad tale ...drift
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