[I Was Naked]
When I Wrote ThisSex In The City?
2007-06-28
There are alot of, ok most nights I don't sleep through the night. I'm not a strong sleeper, I average four to five hours a night.
I've been this way my whole life so I take advantage of the wee hours of the morning to get things done. As always, the tv is running in the background for noise and Simon is plopped by my side.
I try to find interesting shows if I'm not watching Nick at Night reruns for the 112th time. Tonight "Blind Date" was on. It's interesting to me from a human nature standpoint and watching what some people will do for "love."
Ali has Daddy issues for sure, she was a self proclaimed Flower Child, though she missed the era by about 30 years. She meets her date standing in Union City Park. Nothing wrong with that, public place, safety in numbers, camera crew. Ah there he is behind the sign. What? Not even a tin cup?
Seriously a homeless guy, big cardboard sign stating He can cure any ailment without touching you. Our little miss "lets tweak daddy's nose on public tv" got more than her chakras realigned. She mentions she has a "headache" good to get that excuse out of the way, but by waving his hands around her head, and stating the obvious " You have tension in your neck as well" was enough to win her over. They spent the day together, and he actually got to see the inside of civilization again at a movie and some dinner, but not after they decided to create a ruckus by dancing on the sidewalks to break some NYC law. Whew..freedom fighters I tell ya. After a cab ride it was very apparent where the date was heading.
As the host said after watching them swap spit: "It's not hard to get her back to your place when your homeless."
At any rate they did walk hand in hand into the sunset, I suspect to Central Park. All I can say from an advice standpoint,
"If your bush starts twitchin' don't bother bitchen."
I sure hope there was a free clinic around there, he didn't strike me as the type to carry protection around, unless you count his cardboard sign. Call me crazy, but I bet the reverse side of his sign was something like LEPERS BEWARE.
Well, things must not have worked out for Little Miss Flower Child Ali, her beau was last spotted in Coney Island with a new sign and new line. I'm kinda glad I can't read the rest of it, but it does look like he is availing himself now of the public baths just in case he has the opportunity to get laid again. All I can say is, I'm glad I'm a secure single woman. I hope I'm never desperate enough that my dating pool doesn't even come with a yard.
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