[I Was Naked]
When I Wrote ThisSURVIVOR: Central West Facility 2007
2007-06-07
Welcome to this season's newest Survivor to date! I'm your host Jeff Probst.
This season is the toughest Survivor ever. We're setting up celebrities to endure FORTY FIVE days! wha..wait a moment....excuse me folks, there's been a change.
TAKE #2
Welcome to this season's newest Survivor to date! I'm your host Jeff Probst.
This season is the toughest Survivor ever. We're setting up celebrities to endure Twenty Three days in the most grueling detention center in California..what? oh for crying out loud.
TAKE #3
This season of Survivor has been cancelled after three days I'm your unemployed host Jeff Probst. God I hate that bitch Paris.
Fade to Hollywood Hills Mansion, where the newly freed Paris limps gamely from her limo.
"No questions please, I have a really bad tummyache. They fed me some exotic meat product and a -what was it mommy? A hot dog and somthing orange congealed next to it."
"Don't worry about it dear, just throw it up as usual."
" I will mumsy, it was my plan all along to get out of jail free, can I see my shiny new bracelet now?"
" Not a bracelet Paris, an anklet."
"Like the kind I used on my video?"
"No dear, this is only for one leg."
"How long do I have to wear it?"
"Forty days dear."
"Can I go to work and still drive?"
"I'm not sure dear, I'll call your publicist"
I don't know about the rest of you, but I would hate to be the family member of the next person Paris hurts. You know its going to happen. It may not be today but she is going to hurt someone. There's quite alot of money at stake, and the next person she hurts, is going to inherit those Hilton millions. You know someone may just throw themselves in front of her car....wait a minute...hmmm..I think there's a fare sale going on. Gotta go...
Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-06-20)
THE perfect accesory!
Barnabus (2007-06-07)
WOW!! Jeff Probst on that show....for sure will have to watch it! I always enjoyed him when the TV station FX first came on, and got some stuff announced on his show!
One Tough Cookie (2007-06-07)
roflmao omg
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