[I Was Naked]
When I Wrote ThisMen Take Heed ;-)
2007-05-23
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side, and said,
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants,"
I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that
she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
"I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."
Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his pants, gave
them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the pants were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the pants in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her panties and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your panties" said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill.
"And if you don't change your fucking attitude, you never will."
Witqueen (2007-05-24)
In my defense, it is a very old joke.
surrogate (2007-05-24)
I suggest they both go commando for a couple of years and lose the anology.
...just my humble opinion.
Animeboo (2007-05-24)
TAHA!
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