[I Was Naked]
When I Wrote ThisFriday Shits & Giggles Late Night-Rated R
2007-05-18
A couple go on their honeymoon, but the lady is a little shy. After much dancing around the subject she finally admits that she thinks her hole is too big for her man.
He tells her she's being silly and after much coaxing she agrees to show him. And it's enormous!
The guy is so shocked he advises her to go to the doctor, and she gets in the next day.
When she gets to the doc's she explains the problem and he's very understanding, saying a lot of women feel this way but it's mostly their imagination.
So she gets on the examination table and puts her feet in the stirrups. The doc takes a look and then lets out one long whistle.
"I'm afraid to say that is the largest female sexual part I have ever seen," says the medical man. "So big I can not imagine how it got that way, and I've been a gynecologist for 22 years. There must be a medical reason, but I can't think of it," he admits.
The women blushes slightly and tells the doctor she knows.
"When I was younger, I went on a holiday in India. And while I was there, I, ...well... I had sex with an elephant."
The doctor was obviously shocked but he said "I know that an elephant has a big penis, but it's still not big enough to stretch you that large."
"I know..." said the woman sheepishly. "But I let him finger me first."
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